I am really missing all of my Homestuck peeps from JAFAX, and I’d really like to try and pull together some sort of Michiganstuck meet up! I think it could be a really cool thing that is totally possible!! I’m thinking we could meet up in some park, like Bronson Park in Kalamazoo, or Milham Park in Portage, or somewhere else if anyone else has any ideas! Please help me make this happen!
So like I haven’t been on here in forever and I’m just now seeing a shit ton of my rp buddies are following me???
Holy shit that means you guys actually read my about pages and shit??
You actually care???
Oh my Gaku danke merci thank you I—
I love you people ;u;
…Have I been treating people badly?
What have I done wrong?
I uh- I’m sorry…
I don’t know what I did, but I’m sorry…
she had a tough time getting out of the block pit
IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.
YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN
WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE
so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.
At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.
#FRIENDS I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU#DO NOT TRY TO WALK OR SWIM OUT OF A BLOCK PIT#GET YOURSELF HORIZONTAL#AND THEN ROLL OUT#IT WORKS JUST LIKE TANK TREADS GOING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN#ITS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET SOME TRACTION AND NOT GET SUCKED BACK IN
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT
Jury nullification. Pass it on.
Jury nullification is so fucking important.
This is something that more people should be aware of, if only because (in many states, at least) defense attorneys are actually prohibited from mentioning it to jurors. The law allows a jury to return a “not guilty” verdict contrary to the facts of the case, but not for the defense to inform them of that power or to argue for its application in the current trial.
ravenclaws who are brilliant but fail to ever do homework
slytherins who help with temp agencies and get people into Wizarding businesses
gryffindors who do kind things anonymously instead of being knightly
hufflepuffs who speak their minds and make social change in school
Hogwarts students who defy the stereotypes of their houses while still belonging